Fucking is sharing

PERSON 1
You can't fuck your way into love
because fucking is sharing. Love
isn't about sharing, it's about
giving.

PERSON 2
So you give your way into love?

PERSON 1
Yes.

PERSON 2
Like, with gifts?

PERSON 1
Possibly.

PERSON 2
Isn't that ...bribing?...

PERSON 1
No! That's...

PERSON 2
Like, you bribe your way into love?

PERSON 1
No, you just...

PERSON 2
Oh please.

PERSON 1
You got me wrong, you just give,
give, give, because when you love
you feel like giving!

PERSON 2
So when you love, you give?

PERSON 1
Hmm, yes.

PERSON 2
Sorry...

PERSON 1
What?

PERSON 2
Sorry, but to me that sounds like
shopping.

PERSON 1
...ah, fuck this.

PERSON 2
And buying your way into love
doesn't make sense to me.

(pause)

Might as well steal it.